Perfect for your very own queen!  Formerly Worn By the Queen While Dusting her Diamonds-Saturdays, Buckingham Place. 

As her personal assistant was in the loo, The Queen wrote these Royal Reminders to herself: 

"The children are getting on my nerves. Martini hour 4:00." 

"My Queen Mary Tiara-vacuum out the horsehair." 

"Need a new hiding place for my crown. Charles has been snooping around again." 

Subtly stamped on the back of Queen Elizabeth shirt: STOLEN BY CAMILLA TO TRY ON FOR SIZE. 

An additional $2.00 is added to size 2XL